This week on Weird and Wacky Wednesdays: In and Out
I have a confession to make. I love a good heist movie. The planning montage, the impossible vault, the crew of specialists who each have one very specific skill, the clean getaway set to a jazzy soundtrack. As a criminal lawyer I probably should not admit that I find any of it charming, but there it is.
What the movies never show you is the scene that comes after the getaway. That is the scene where somebody has to actually sell a priceless painting that the entire planet is now looking for. It does not make the final cut, and that is a shame, because it is the most realistic part of the whole story. The getting is fast and dramatic. The keeping is slow and miserable, and it is usually where the wheels come off.
Every story this week has the same shape. Each one was over in a matter of minutes, sometimes in under a minute. The thieves were quick, organized, and gone before anyone could lay a hand on them. And in almost every case, the speed was the easy part. The hard part, the part that tends to end with someone sitting across a table from a lawyer, is everything that happens next.
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