In a world that seems to take itself too seriously, I enjoy sharing stories about those daring enough to embrace the odd. This week it’s all about all things we can make into a competition whether it’s a good idea or not. Let’s dive into stories that highlight just how delightfully weird our world can be.
Experience Florida Life like a Local
Now, “Florida Man” is notorious for often truly strange criminal conduct and so we wonder if it is something in the air. Noteworthy, however, is that Florida’s laws allow for the release of information that might not be available in other states. Still, some people in Florida wish to embrace their state’s reputation.
Florida is where we get the bulk of our weird and wacky Wednesday stories. Perhaps unsurprisingly, the Florida Man Games were created to celebrate the state’s penchant for making the headlines for unbelievable news. Dubbed “the most insane athletic showdown on Earth,” this event draws enthusiasts from every corner to engage in competitions that might make even the most daring of thrill-seekers pause.
From muddy brawls with pool noodle weaponry to theft-simulation relays involving bicycles and catalytic converters, the games fulfill the stereotype. Participants can revel in the glory of being a real-life “Florida Man” without the consequence of an actual police chase.
No Presents Under this Christmas Tree
These types of fun and games are not always fun and games. In Ireland, Kamila Grabska found herself in a predicament that no amount of Christmas tree throwing skill could solve. After winning a Christmas tree-throwing competition, an image of her triumph surfaced, contradicting her £650,000 injury claim arising from a car collision. She asserted that she was suffering debilitating back and neck injuries. The court was presented with undeniable evidence of her athleticism in Christmas tree throwing leading to the dismissal of her claim.
There is a lesson there about the true meaning of Christmas. Whatever that may be.
Fury Road for a Good Cause
The Florida Man competition allows people to live the lifestyle, if only in a controlled environment. The Shitbox Rally in Australia lets the daredevils live out their Mad Max fantasies. The event draws racers to traverse some of the toughest terrain in Australia’s backcountry. Participants have to make it through the outback in cars (Shitboxes) valued less than $1,500 with the goal of raise funds for cancer research. The US Ambassador, Caroline Kennedy, participated swapping diplomatic luxury for a battered Ford Falcon named “Moonshot.” One must assume that the Mad Max fantasy is confined to the manner of driving and shit-box vehicles.
