This week on Weird and Wacky Wednesdays: Criminals Who Thought They Outsmarted the System
This week we’re spotlighting individuals whose overconfidence in their cunning led to ill-fated criminal endeavours. From faking deaths to AI-driven fraud, these stories serve as cautionary tales about the perils of underestimating the law and overestimating oneself.
The Kayaker Who Tried to Vanish
In August 2024, Ryan Borgwardt attempted to fake his own death during a solo kayaking trip. The 45-year-old sank his kayak and phone in a lake, then used a child-sized boat to reach shore, where he had stashed an e-bike. Then he cycled overnight to Madison, boarded a bus to Detroit, and flew out of Canada to a location in Eastern Europe. Authorities spent 54 days searching the lake before digital evidence suggested he had fled. Eventually, Borgwardt sent a selfie-style video to police, stating he was safe but refusing to disclose his location. He left behind a family and a $375,000 life insurance policy taken out shortly before his disappearance.
AI-Generated Voice Scam
In a groundbreaking case of cybercrime, fraudsters used AI-based software to mimic the voice of a CEO of a German parent company, convincing the CEO of a UK-based energy firm to transfer £200,000 to a Hungarian supplier. The UK CEO recognized the slight German accent and voice melody, believing he was speaking to his boss. After the transfer, the funds were moved to accounts in Mexico and other locations, making recovery difficult. The scam was uncovered when the fraudsters attempted a second transfer, raising suspicion.
TikTok Bragging Bank Robber
Stacy Blackmon, a 39-year-old from Texas, embezzled over $1.2 million from her employer, SCH Homes, where she worked as an office manager. She spent the stolen funds on extravagant purchases, including TikTok coins, luxury travel, and a spectator suite for the Dallas Mavericks. Blackmon even flaunted her newfound wealth on TikTok, posting videos that ultimately led to her arrest. She pleaded guilty to theft over $300,000 and was sentenced to 35 years in prison.
Overconfidence Meets Consequence
These stories underscore a common theme: the belief that one can outsmart established systems and authorities. Borgwardt’s elaborate escape plan unraveled due to digital footprints and a lack of foresight. The AI voice scam highlights how technological advancements can be double-edged swords, offering new avenues for crime but also new methods for detection. Blackmon’s public display of ill-gotten wealth exemplifies how social media can be both a platform for self-expression and self-incrimination. Dang fools.
