This week on Weird and Wacky Wednesday, we have 2 Florida man stories, one who broke into a police station, and another who used chicken wings as a weapon. And then there is the story of the cooked bats at the Belgium border.
Follow the jump for more of this week’s weirdest and wackiest cases from around the globe!
Another Florida man on the loose
And this time, the Florida man in question set his sights on disturbing a police station. In Naples, said Florida man did some damage at the local police station, by first putting a hose under a door in the building and turning it on, causing it to flood and cause damages.
Then, the man took a shower in the changeroom, and while he was there, decided to get dressed in a police uniform, including a bulletproof vest. According to the department, what he took was worth $900.00.
He even relieved himself, of a number two, on the floor of the womens washroom. Luckily he was caught nearby before he could cause anymore havoc, but there is no surprise that he was drunk when apprehended.
Another day, another crazy Florida man story.
There’s what in your trunk?
German police stopped a van near the Belgian border and discovered cooked bats and a ton of fish left unrefrigerated. And get this, the bats were hiding under the fish!
A vet from the local consumer protection office was called in to save the day and confiscated the questionable goods. Police also took the uninsured van into custody, while the driver faced charges for traffic violations, unauthorized entry, and violating food hygiene and conservation laws.
And to top it off, he doesn’t even have proper papers or a driver’s license!
Looks like this guy’s got a one-way ticket to Italy, where he’s registered as living, sans bats.
Flying wings
And to end off this week’s weird and wacky Wednesday, we have a second Florida man story, and this one involves flying food.
A Florida man got into a heated argument with his wife over his suspected “lover,” and ended up throwing chicken wings at her. Yup, you read that right.
Police arrived on the scene to find his wife covered in sauce with chicken wing evidence all over her neck and shirt. The argument got so out of hand that Audette blocked his wife from reaching their baby and even forced her to hide in a closet!
When the cops finally arrived, the woman was holding the baby and begged to be taken somewhere safe. Meanwhile, claimed he didn’t mean to hit his wife with the wings, but come on buddy, who throws chicken wings during a fight?!
Let’s hope he finds a healthier way to deal with his relationship problems in the future.
