This week on Weird and Wacky Wednesday we are looking into a story about a man driving a lawn mower while under the influence. Also, a tale about a poopy pizza problem. And finally, a story about a man and his piggy passengers.
Follow the jump to learn more!
Riding Dirty
Imagine it’s a beautiful day outside and you’re enjoying a couple cold beers outside when you realize that you’re due to cut the grass. You hop onto your riding lawn mower and next thing you know, you crash it into a cop car. This is what happened to Gary Anderson.
A Haines City police officer was dealing with a separate matter when he heard a loud noise. The officer stepped outside to investigate the noise and came across Anderson behind the wheel of a lawn mower parked close to the officer’s police car that now had minor damage.
Anderson admitted to hitting the car and said “Fuck it, I’m drunk, take me to jail.” He was charged with driving under the influence after he failed multiple sobriety tests.
After agreeing to take a breath test, Anderson tried to dupe the test and would not provide a sample. He then claimed that the police poisoned him and he was taken to hospital.
Officers reported that Anderson’s behavior would be jokingly one minute and angry the next. A blood sample was taken when Anderson was in hospital where he was found to be over the legal limit. He also had cocaine in his system.
Anderson has been charged with refusal to submit a DUI test.
And his lawn mower was towed.
A Crappy Pizza
A pizza restaurant in Texas had to temporarily shut down after its employees were putting laxatives on a pizza.
Police were notified of the potential poopy pizza problem after a restaurant employee posted online that they had put laxatives on pizzas. I mean, if you’re going to commit a crime that may have hilarious and devastating results, try not to spoil it and confess on the Internet, right? But genius-level criminal skills does not usually make this blog series.
One coworker unknowingly ate a pizza with the laxatives and got… sick. Talk about a shitty pizza!
The police questioned 3 employees who were involved in the laxative pizza problem and they all confirmed that they did not put laxatives on any pizzas purchased by customers.
Piggy Passenger
An erratic driver was pulled over in Minnesota. The police then observed that the man was driving with two pigs in the vehicle. One of the pigs was 250 pounds!
Oh, and the pigs were not just in the cabin of the vehicle. The 250 pound hog was riding while sitting fully on the driver’s lap! It’s a wonder he could even see to the steering wheel or reach it.
But the pigs can’t be entirely blamed for the bad driving. The driver was also using a cell phone, eating, changing the radio station and putting on makeup.
And if you can believe it, after all these factors contributing to driving distractedly, the driver was let off with a warning.
