Weird and Wacky Wednesdays: Volume Sixty Two

This week on Weird and Wacky Wednesdays, it is all about bodies and potatoes. First, we look at what happened to some poor unsuspecting potatoes in a Wal-Mart. Then, we examine what happens when McDonald’s does not serve their fries piping hot. And finally, we look at a case of what happens when you tell one particular parent what not to do at the doctor’s office.

Read on to learn more about the weirdest and wackiest stories from across the globe!

Piss Poor Behaviour
Sure, we laughed a few weeks ago at the woman in Texas who was charged after she licked an ice cream in Texas and returned it to the shelf. But this week’s crazy food tampering case is no laughing matter.

In Pennsylvania, a woman walked into the grocery section of a Wal-Mart store. She dropped her pants. She climbed onto a gigantic bucket of potatoes. And then she peed. All over them. This has to be the weirdest food-related crime of the year, much less the week.

Police have now posted screenshots from the security footage in the hopes of identifying this woman. But what I’m really wondering is what the motive was… what could possibly drive a woman to just pee in the potatoes and leave like nothing had happened?

Cold Blooded Shooting

Speaking of food-related crime, and potato-related crime, this week brings us another doozy involving both potatoes and criminal conduct. However, this one took place in a Georgia McDonald’s restaurant.

This woman went into a McDonald’s and ordered fries. She happily took her order and left. But then she came back, complaining that the fries were cold. The employee graciously agreed to replace the order, and as they walked into the kitchen to do so the woman followed. She fired a shot into the floor.

Yes. The woman fired a gun in a McDonald’s kitchen over fries that were being replaced.

Props to the McDonald’s staff, however. They calmly gave her a refund and allowed her to leave. She was later arrested.

Tongue Depressing

And while we’re on the topic of depressing acts that people do with their bodies, apparently these incidents are not limited to potatoes.

I suspect this may be a case of some type of defiant personality disorder, as a woman was arrested after taking a video of her child at the doctor. I know what you’re thinking… this is going to be some sort of twisted case. But it’s not. At least not in the way you’re thinking.

The woman filmed her daughter taking a tongue depressor from the jar on the desk in the doctor’s office. The girl then licks it, and replaces it back in the jar. There is a sign above the jar that clearly reads “Please do not touch medical supplies! Thank you.” A reasonable and polite request, no?

No.

The mother who posted this video captioned it “Don’t tell me how to live my life!”

Seriously. Someone needs to tell her not only how to live her life but also how to parent better.

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